A night at the opera
Sun readers who responded to a special offer in the newspaper have been enjoying a night at the opera - Don Giovanni, the story, it says, of a "bed-hopping stud who is dragged into hell for his wicked ways."
The Sun's report of the performance left its readership in no doubt about the high spot of the show: "just before the final curtain, Sun readers were given an extra special treat close to their hearts — Don Giovanni with a topless babe in his arms."
What a good idea. How will the rest of the press respond? Can we expect the Telegraph to be offering its readers a chance to go whippet racing in Cleckheaton? Will the FT be running a special report on the Blackpool illuminations? Is the Times to feature a new Jeremy Kyle column? The possibilities are endless.
This could be the start of a revolution in toff-dominated events. Proposals for next year: fish and chips at Glyndbourne, Polo at Old Trafford, the Royal Variety Performance at a working men's club in Blackburn, croquet with John Prescott. It could happen.
The Sun's report of the performance left its readership in no doubt about the high spot of the show: "just before the final curtain, Sun readers were given an extra special treat close to their hearts — Don Giovanni with a topless babe in his arms."
What a good idea. How will the rest of the press respond? Can we expect the Telegraph to be offering its readers a chance to go whippet racing in Cleckheaton? Will the FT be running a special report on the Blackpool illuminations? Is the Times to feature a new Jeremy Kyle column? The possibilities are endless.
This could be the start of a revolution in toff-dominated events. Proposals for next year: fish and chips at Glyndbourne, Polo at Old Trafford, the Royal Variety Performance at a working men's club in Blackburn, croquet with John Prescott. It could happen.
Labels: Blackburn, Cleckheaton, croquet, Don Giovanni, FT, Glyndbourne, Old Trafford, Royal Variety Performance, The Sun, The Times



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