Air travel shock

Having just returned from a short holiday in the US I feel compelled to share our catalogue of travel experiences as a new report from MPs revealed that passengers suffered flight delays totalling 2,434 years at Heathrow airport last year.

It all started when we drove to Heathrow and parked in the long stay car park. The car park bus rolled up as expected. Imagine our surprise at the terminal as we passed through security without a hitch.

Late take off

The plane was slightly late taking off but made up the delay en route. Compounding this early impression of smooth efficiency, we found we had space between our seats that allowed us to spread out. The film system worked normally and the airline food was fine.

Airport queues

When we reached Kennedy airport, however, we couldn't believe our eyes. Lined up before the immigration desks were the shortest of queues. Staff were considerate and friendly.

But taking the Amtrak to Washington was something else. Yes, that's right, it was a train and it worked very well.

Astonishing sequence

The taxis in New York and Washington: what can I say? They were pretty good - nice guys, earned their tips. So what about the buses? They were just great. Convenience personified; cheap too.

And the flight back from Dulles to Heathrow? Comfortable all the way, an early arrival, and there was our car at the end, giving us an easy drive home.

After this astonishing sequence of none events that failed to ruin our holiday I can think of just two words: never again.