The way things have changed

Readers of the BBC website magazine have suggested various way that Britain has changed in the past 10 years. Among the 3o suggestions featured here my favourite is the one that says: "people go to hospital to become ill."

I have ten others:

1. A single man can no longer enjoy watching children playing in the park.

2. You no longer have to breath cigarette smoke in railway carriages.

3. Fun has been abolished for fear of personal accident injury claims.

4. Everyone has grown allergic to the inside lane of the motorway.

5. The weekend newspapers have outgrown most dustbins (which now have wheels).

6. Two people read the TV news.

7. Schools have discovered lettuce.

8. Asian teenage boys can't carry duffel bags.

9. Art galleries have turned in to fun parks (a caveat: see point 3).

10. You have to dress like an Eskimo to survive a supermarket shop.

Does anyone have any more?